I’ve never farted in front of my husband.
We’ve been together for 10 years. I’ve given birth in front of him. Twice.
But somehow i’ve never been able to bring myself to expel a bit of wind.
Let’s say we’ve opened up on many other fronts since having children. To be honest, there’s not an awful lot that can be kept private when little people are forever opening doors on you unexpectedly.
And i’ll burp away happily. Loud, joyous ones.
But i’d be mortified if anything ever popped out the other end. (Thankfully kids can be useful blame targets).
It’s an amusing fact. Irrational. And frequently inconvenient.
What would you never do in front of your partner?